Why is the rum gone?

NUffnang is giving away to bloggers who blog on the title "Why is the rum gone?". Don't know what the heck is the title for, an old noob like me is too noobish to understand.
i hate 'rum' ! i don't consume rum. Every 31st of the month i utter the word 'rum' and raisin once and it does damages to my pocket. if i don't do that i will have a good "meating" session by gf. At such i hate the title, but i would love to watch the movie premier of Pirates of The Caribbean 3： At World's End. so, no matter how i hate rum and lazy to blog, i shall just simply comply and write a blog with this title.
Hey Naffnang ! i want 2 tickets ! with 1 ticket i gonna find a good hiding place from being 'meat'. please ?? please....好事成雙！
Ta Ra Rum Pum !!!!

男人出力女人出水

Saygore
During my secondary school days. i was one of the player in my school Boy Volleyball team.
One day we had a competitive match with another school volleyball team. Some of the girls in our rather conservative chinese school show up to render thier supports. To our pleasant surprise, the girls even prepared buckets of juicy drink for the players. Of course we guys appreciated it very much and offer words of thanks.
The kindest girl of them all said " oh, no need to thank us, it is our obligation. You boys contribute STRENGTH we girls provide WATER ! " （你们男子出力我们女子出水）
All the boys laughed thier ass off while girls were wondering why we boys were laughing at .........

Little chat with Mr. Bot

Little chat with Mr. Bot
Cely blog on this little chatting machine encharta@botmetro.net . so , out of boredom i gave it a try. here is the short conversation

四哥 says:你好
Encarta® Instant Answers says:嘿，你好，很高兴见到你！
四哥 says:guten tag
Encarta® Instant Answers says:Guten Tag!
四哥says:licken mein esel
Encarta® Instant Answers says:Ich spreche leider kaum Deutsch...Sie können sich aber mit meinem deutschen Kollegen "Encarta IM Antworten" unterhalten. Der Kontakt für MSN Messenger lautet: de.encarta@botmetro.net
四哥 says:你擅长打飞机吗？
Encarta® Instant Answers says:我以前曾经擅长打飞机。
四哥 says:可以表演打飞机给我看吗？
Encarta® Instant Answers says:噢，不，当然不!跟你聊天真好，不过还是让我们说点儿我擅长的吧。
四哥 says:你有同性恋倾向？
Encarta® Instant Answers says:我有同性恋倾向，不过不管怎样我都快乐。
四哥 says:你喜欢做我的契弟吗?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:我当然喜欢!
四哥 says:你大便后有洗手吗？
Encarta® Instant Answers says:嗯，让我想想...好像没有。
四哥 says:you must be a sohai
Encarta® Instant Answers says:We could be a sohai together.
四哥 says:契弟 bye bye
Encarta® Instant Answers says:Bye!

I am a Good Person !

I am a Good person !
One day Karen asked me " How do we know a person is a good person or a bad person? ". Oh no, how am i going to answer such a subjective question ?
My reply was " There is no definition whether a person is good or bad. But, i may give you a guideline on how to differentiate who is good or bad. THOSE WHO TREAT YOU WELL IS A GOOD PERSON."
And Karen was quick to quote that " You are a good person ! Because you treat me well and so good to me." See? I am a GOOD PERSON.........in Karen's eyes !

Annoying Salesman

Salesman A
Last sunday i was at a shopping mall with Karen. After a decent meal we had a leisure walk at the mall.
As we enjoy our great time walking along, suddenly a guy appear out of no where infront of us. He approached us and said " Hello sir, credit card free for life".
I just waved him away.He blocked our way and start persuading " Sir, no harm to have another credit card, after all is free".
I didn't face him at all as my eyes are on Karen and told him off " Get lost! ". He seems didnt get my message and go on with his aggressive sales tactic by obstructing my way and said " It just take you minutes to apply and it is absolutely free and you get a free gift".
Now that he is blockcing my way and taking up my precious time with Karen. I am Pissed. I looked at him and said " You have 2 options. Option A, you may stand here and let me FOOK you upside down. Or option B，FOOK OFF !"And he disappeared as quick as he appeared.

三不做

Saygore

notice on my office entrance....

Ah Yee Kopitiam

Last friday i went to Ah Yee kopitiam for tea time snack. a new indon kopitiam helper approach me...

indon helper : Uncle mau minum apar ??

Saygore : apa uncle ??!! lu umur berapa ??!

indon helper : umur 39.

Saygore : ( damn pissed ..) sudah umur 39 panggil saya uncle ?? kalau umur 20 panggil saya latuk lah ??!! ngia meh! mana boss?? sulu mali sini.

Ah Yee (boss): wei Saygore . don't buli my new worker la, she just started working today.

Saygore : what new worker ??? you never teach her how to address customer ar ?? never ever call me 'uncle' !

ah yee : ok ok, i will tell her to call you Saygore. ok??

Saygore : no way !! you are my friend, you call me Saygore. she should address me Mister or Encik. your slave or dog may call me Sayyeah (四爷）

ah Yee : ok ok

Saygore : ( turn to indon helper) ooooi 39 !! mali sini

indon helper no 39 : ya, sini.

Saygore : lain kali lu nampak saya panggil saya Mister atau Encik, tau ?? saya kasi lu nama 39, lu umur 39 mah....

indon 39 : ya Mr Encik

indon 39 : Mr Encik mau minum apa ???

Saygore : ok, sekarang tak mau, lu bloeh pergi jau jau. jangan kacau.