Saygore

Why is the rum gone?

2007-04-27T20:26:00.001+08:00

NUffnang is giving away to bloggers who blog on the title "Why is the rum gone?". Don't know what the heck is the title for, an old noob like me is too noobish to understand.
i hate 'rum' ! i don't consume rum. Every 31st of the month i utter the word 'rum' and raisin once and it does damages to my pocket. if i don't do that i will have a good "meating" session by gf. At such i hate the title, but i would love to watch the movie premier of Pirates of The Caribbean 3： At World's End. so, no matter how i hate rum and lazy to blog, i shall just simply comply and write a blog with this title.
Hey Naffnang ! i want 2 tickets ! with 1 ticket i gonna find a good hiding place from being 'meat'. please ?? please....好事成雙！
Ta Ra Rum Pum !!!!

男人出力女人出水

2007-04-02T23:42:00.000+08:00

Saygore
During my secondary school days. i was one of the player in my school Boy Volleyball team.
One day we had a competitive match with another school volleyball team. Some of the girls in our rather conservative chinese school show up to render thier supports. To our pleasant surprise, the girls even prepared buckets of juicy drink for the players. Of course we guys appreciated it very much and offer words of thanks.
The kindest girl of them all said " oh, no need to thank us, it is our obligation. You boys contribute STRENGTH we girls provide WATER ! " （你们男子出力我们女子出水）
All the boys laughed thier ass off while girls were wondering why we boys were laughing at .........

Little chat with Mr. Bot

2007-01-30T22:04:00.000+08:00

Little chat with Mr. Bot
Cely blog on this little chatting machine encharta@botmetro.net . so , out of boredom i gave it a try. here is the short conversation

四哥 says:你好
Encarta® Instant Answers says:嘿，你好，很高兴见到你！
四哥 says:guten tag
Encarta® Instant Answers says:Guten Tag!
四哥says:licken mein esel
Encarta® Instant Answers says:Ich spreche leider kaum Deutsch...Sie können sich aber mit meinem deutschen Kollegen "Encarta IM Antworten" unterhalten. Der Kontakt für MSN Messenger lautet: de.encarta@botmetro.net
四哥 says:你擅长打飞机吗？
Encarta® Instant Answers says:我以前曾经擅长打飞机。
四哥 says:可以表演打飞机给我看吗？
Encarta® Instant Answers says:噢，不，当然不!跟你聊天真好，不过还是让我们说点儿我擅长的吧。
四哥 says:你有同性恋倾向？
Encarta® Instant Answers says:我有同性恋倾向，不过不管怎样我都快乐。
四哥 says:你喜欢做我的契弟吗?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:我当然喜欢!
四哥 says:你大便后有洗手吗？
Encarta® Instant Answers says:嗯，让我想想...好像没有。
四哥 says:you must be a sohai
Encarta® Instant Answers says:We could be a sohai together.
四哥 says:契弟 bye bye
Encarta® Instant Answers says:Bye!

I am a Good Person !

2007-01-28T17:06:00.000+08:00

I am a Good person !
One day Karen asked me " How do we know a person is a good person or a bad person? ". Oh no, how am i going to answer such a subjective question ?
My reply was " There is no definition whether a person is good or bad. But, i may give you a guideline on how to differentiate who is good or bad. THOSE WHO TREAT YOU WELL IS A GOOD PERSON."
And Karen was quick to quote that " You are a good person ! Because you treat me well and so good to me." See? I am a GOOD PERSON.........in Karen's eyes !

Annoying Salesman

2007-01-27T00:34:00.001+08:00

Salesman A
Last sunday i was at a shopping mall with Karen. After a decent meal we had a leisure walk at the mall.
As we enjoy our great time walking along, suddenly a guy appear out of no where infront of us. He approached us and said " Hello sir, credit card free for life".
I just waved him away.He blocked our way and start persuading " Sir, no harm to have another credit card, after all is free".
I didn't face him at all as my eyes are on Karen and told him off " Get lost! ". He seems didnt get my message and go on with his aggressive sales tactic by obstructing my way and said " It just take you minutes to apply and it is absolutely free and you get a free gift".
Now that he is blockcing my way and taking up my precious time with Karen. I am Pissed. I looked at him and said " You have 2 options. Option A, you may stand here and let me FOOK you upside down. Or option B，FOOK OFF !"And he disappeared as quick as he appeared.

三不做

2006-04-03T22:56:00.000+08:00

Saygore

notice on my office entrance....

Ah Yee Kopitiam

2006-01-17T20:20:00.000+08:00

Last friday i went to Ah Yee kopitiam for tea time snack. a new indon kopitiam helper approach me...

indon helper : Uncle mau minum apar ??

Saygore : apa uncle ??!! lu umur berapa ??!

indon helper : umur 39.

Saygore : ( damn pissed ..) sudah umur 39 panggil saya uncle ?? kalau umur 20 panggil saya latuk lah ??!! ngia meh! mana boss?? sulu mali sini.

Ah Yee (boss): wei Saygore . don't buli my new worker la, she just started working today.

Saygore : what new worker ??? you never teach her how to address customer ar ?? never ever call me 'uncle' !

ah yee : ok ok, i will tell her to call you Saygore. ok??

Saygore : no way !! you are my friend, you call me Saygore. she should address me Mister or Encik. your slave or dog may call me Sayyeah (四爷）

ah Yee : ok ok

Saygore : ( turn to indon helper) ooooi 39 !! mali sini

indon helper no 39 : ya, sini.

Saygore : lain kali lu nampak saya panggil saya Mister atau Encik, tau ?? saya kasi lu nama 39, lu umur 39 mah....

indon 39 : ya Mr Encik

indon 39 : Mr Encik mau minum apa ???

Saygore : ok, sekarang tak mau, lu bloeh pergi jau jau. jangan kacau.

All i want for christmas

2005-12-20T01:05:00.000+08:00

every year during Christmas i always busy planning what Christmas gifts to present to my family and friends. i have never been away during Christmas season as i treasure the joy of celebrating the yuletide with family members and close friends.
i used to be very excited about joining the carolling group singing and visting the members of the church. i even dress as santa claus during carolling years back when i was a little skinny high school boy. those were the years when we put up the real christmas tree, we chop down some tree branches to make up tall christmas tree at the church !
i also remember during the year i work in singapore, i applied leave so that i could be back to celebrate christmas back home. i just love to be at home during christmas ! many of my friends said i am silly not to stay back in singapore. but the joy of sharing gifts and singing christmas carols with close friends are the best things you can get during Christmas. that year i remember i bought about 10 christmas gifts in singapore back to KL to be given to my close pals that cost me thousand dollars. It is money well spent when i sees the joy of my buddies when they received the gifts.
now, today. i can't afford to spend thousand in gifts anymore as i pookai liao. instead now is the time i get my returns from friends. i shall join the carolling group to visit few houses of the church members, hopefully i do get my christmas gifts.
friends ! if you are reading this blog. here are my list of christmas wishes :

1, Nokia N70

2, Ipod Nano

3, Canon Ixus

4, Xbox 360

5, sapp batt shoi leng lui slave....

Spicy soup and Fa tiu kai

2005-12-13T19:12:00.000+08:00

On sunday after chatting with Joan. i brought her out for a good dinner as promised. i gave her 2 options. 1, steamboat at Taman Yulek cheras. 2, Serdang spicy soup.
she chose spicy soup, so here we go , Latt Tong & Fa tiu Kai.
We arrived at around 8pm and the simple restaurant already crowded with about 30 tables seated with customers. we were led to a small room with 4 tables inside also fully seated with customers. we ordered a bowl of spicy soup (2pax portion), a bowl of fa tiu kai (2pax protion)and a yao chai.
We waited 45 minutes and watched our neighbouring tables all served with thier orders only then is our turn. by the time the food arrive we almost starved to dead. so, never go on a sunday evening if you are starving.
Spicy soup is cooked with pork, the soup taste good and not too spicy. even Joan's little 8 yr old girl could take it. and it served with a generous portion of porks. i dislike the taste of pork's inner parts. so i only order pork meat. but i am sure many peoples like the chu chap latt tong ! neverthless we finish drinking the whole claypot of spicy soup.
The claypot Fa tiu kai is cook with kampung chicken with fa tiu and black sauce. its delicious. 3 of us all had 2 plates of rice as we couldnt resist the tempt of having rice with fa tiu kai.
the dinner was good minus the waiting time. cost of 1 bowl of 2pax portion spicy soup/ fa tiu kai is RM12. plus rice, yaochoy, tea, the bill comes to RM36 only.
The restaurant is just at the back of Serdang post office and town hall. it is an old bazaar, the owner turn all the small stalls around together to be one large restaurant.

MSN chat

2005-12-13T18:30:00.000+08:00

Joan : wei saygore !
Saygore : what?? ..............( no mood )
Joan : burglar broke into my house on monday !
Saygore : huh?? you ok ?? did they rape you ??
Joan : sui chai ~!! my 2 dvd players, some elcetrical items , some cash and my ixus are gone !!
Saygore : oh shit ! your ixus......
Joan : yaloh, my ixus, so siong sum la.... this month i pookai liao. gonna repair the door, locks.... but my ixus ...wuwaaaa :'( these few days i eat nothing good. pookai la
Saygore : i also pookai la, but i got enough money to buy you good dinner la. i come over now take you out for a good dinner.
Joan : sure bo ??? you always fong fei kei.
Saygore : i never fong, some time da only. sure la, you so siong sum, how dare i fong fei kei???
Joan : ok la, you come and pick me up. call me 5 mins before you arrive.
Saygore : hey , any other stuff missing? luckily they never dismantle your PC and take away. you really ok?? they never rape you?? with me you dont have to be shy woh...
Joan : sui chai ! i wasn't at home when they broke in la. errr.... the ixus inside got 512MB SD card loh.
Saygore : ceh ! SD card not expensive la, i give you 1 SD card lor. don't cry
Joan : no lah..... the memory card inside got my naked picture..............
Saygore : sui poh ! got nude pix never give it to me ! dai sei !!
Joan : sui chai ! you have seen before mah. what for you want??
Saygore : aiya, i have see you in real naked not in nude picture mah. its different !!
Joan : be serious la. i worry lah the burglar may leak out the nude pix....
Saygore : aiyoyo. no worry lah. worst come to worst i take you to parliament there to lodge a report and complain to Tereas Kok la. you may get back your memory card ler.....
Joan : sui chai, no mood to joke with you la, come and pick me up now !
Saygore : ok, cya

vulgarity of bloggers

2005-11-28T17:58:00.000+08:00

i just started blogging and i blog just for fun and curiosity. i notice most bloggers are young and highly educated. old man like me hardly exist in blogosphere. one strange thing , maybe not strange to many of you, i do notice that. the female bloggers uses vulgarity more than the male counterparts and they usually are the younger lots. i don't see or hear much of young female around me or my working place using vulgarity. but i do hear some uncle, ah sum or c 9 swore .
can anyone tell me why?? is it that they didnt get the chance to use it in thier real life world and hence they do it in the blog?? or to rant and yell in vulgar language is the culture in blog ?? or using vulgarity in blogsphere is the best way to release, since no one see you swear here, but when face to face they dare not??... or our society has changed, female uses f words more then the male...... or when you are not allow or restricted from doing so in the real world , you do it in the cyber world??
i am not questioning about the morality here. i am just purely curious on why there's such a trend. i don't know, you enlighten me please.